| Snowpocalypse 2009 is occurring this weekend according to the National Weather Scientist People (Incorporated) and it’s time to take stock of what to do in Baltimore in the event of a giant snowtastrophe. This list is 1000% necessary to your survival!! We’re through the looking glass here, people. |
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- Drive 3 mph at the first sign of a single flake on the pavement.
- FREAK OUT AND BUY TOILET PAPER BREAD EGGS AND MILK IMMEDIATELY AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
- Go to Federal Hill park at 2pm on Saturday, December 19th and take part in a huge snowball fight.
- Head to The Dizz and warm your feet by their enormous fireplace.
- Go sledding on the west end of Federal Hill Park, the Board of Education in Towson, CCBC in Catonsville, or Leakin Park.
- Laugh at the school kids who won’t be getting a day off since the snow hits on Saturday.
- Bring a thermos of hot chocolate to any of your favorite bars or restaurants and just sit there drinking hot chocolate.
- Make snow angels on Rash Field (or any other field, for that matter)
- Go cross country skiing at Fort McHenry – if it’s open!
- Sit at home and complain about how you can’t get holiday shopping done because there’s too much awesome snow outside.
- drink. HEAVILY (@ryan97ou)
- Put cheap furniture in your parking spot such as (but not limited to) lawn chairs, stools, anything to save that spot you dug out. (Tracy)
- Find your local bar then drunkenly help push out the bad city snow drivers (that didn’t realize you can’t drive though 2 feet of snow in a ford focus) on the walk home. (Tracy)
- Watch local newscasters throwing their mics into people’s faces and ask them how miserable they are in the snow. Then wait for the next piece: a heartwarming tale about sledding and snowman building. (@threestonesteps)
PLEAS ADD YOUR VITAL SURVIVAL TIPS TO THIS LIST PLEASE OK THANK YOU
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Put cheap furniture in your parking spot such as (but not limited to) lawn chairs, stools, anything to save that spot you dug out.
And my favorite – find your local bar then drunkenly help push out the bad city snow drivers (that didn’t realize you can’t drive though 2 feet of snow in a ford focus) on the walk home.
Come on snow!
hahaha i totally forgot about “parking spot preservation.”
Watch local newscasters throwing their mics into people’s faces and ask them how miserable they are in the snow. Then wait for the next piece: a heartwarming tale about sledding and snowman building.
When food starts to run out and marauding bands of survivors begin roaming in search of sustenance, remember to save one bullet for yourself.