3 ways to zazz up Pat Turner’s proposed “Eiffel Tower” for Baltimore

Reported today by The Sun and various other media sources, developer Pat Turner has proposed placing a 236-foot tall structure as the centerpiece of his recently ground-broken Westport development, a spiritual successor to all of the other developments he’s managed to score in the past 30 years or so in effect transforming Baltimore’s extended stretches […]

The bars that are sorta similar to one another FACEOFF

A short while ago, some B’sOAM and I were discussing some bars that we used to frequent that, for all intents and purposes, were basically interchangeable. Sort of. For instance, Friends (before it was a goddamn sushi restaurant) and Dougherty’s (223 West Chase St., Mt. Vernon) were pretty much the same place; kinda open, kinda […]

And Baltimore’s most epic moustache in history is…

With 32% of the vote, Baltimore’s most epic moustache in history goes to none other than Eddie Murray from the 1980’s!!

Mr. Boh was a close 2nd with 27%, but the epic presence of full mutton chops with a soul patch featured on Eddie’s face could not be denied. Here’s Eddie sharing his amazing victory via a celebratory drink with Cal Ripken.

We tried to reach 2010 Eddie Murray for comment, but were unable to do so.

And so that’s that folks, until some other precocious up and comer Baltimore-based celebrity decides to grow some facial hair more epic that Mr. Murray’s, Eddie is your reigning Baltimore Celebrity Moustache Champion!

For more moustache awesomeness and fun times this coming Saturday, head to the Movember Baltimore Moustache Bash. All proceeds to go the Prostate Cancer Foundation and Livestrong Campaign.

Holy Shit, That’s Awesome!

Time for another round of HSTA! These things are pretty much awesome! EVENT! Local blogger and Twitter person Charm City Barfly is running the first (that I’ve seen) Baltimore Twitter Scavenger Hunt, a weekend long adventure beckoning you, the internet savvy patron, to take pictures of things and doings around Baltimore and post them to […]

Facing legal pressure, Phusion Products releases Five Loko

Knee jerk hysteria is striking nationwide resulting in statewide banning of “Alcopops,” amidst the seemingly endless wave of college freshman who succumb to their potent alcohol content and fruity deliciousness. At the center of all of the attention is Phusion Products, creators of the acclaimed Elixir For Not Being Drunk called Four Loko. Aside from […]