I managed to somehow sneak into (and by that I mean walk straight through security without any questioning) the Tron: Legacy preview the other night, here’s my review. (contains minor plot spoilers, also crotch references)
Author: Evan The Mayor
3 places other than the Inner Harbor NFL networks could shoot footage
If you’re like me, every time you watch a Ravens home game on the TeeVee you start grinding your teeth with impotent rage at the fact that every time the NFL folks come to town to shoot flyovers of M&T Bank Stadium and stock footage of Baltimore, it’s always the exact same thing: The Inner […]
The storied fascination with Putin continues
It’s widely known that in the past I have expressed what can only be described as adulation for the seemingly limitless badassery exuded by one former president of Russia, Mr. Vladimir Putin. And so it was that last Friday Mr. Putin attended some sort of benefit for children with cancer (note the children holding hands […]
Incoming District Attorney Gregg Bernstein hires staff, Coach K as standin
Reported today, District Attorney-elect Gregg Bernstein, who defeated incumbent attorney Patricia Jessamy in this year’s midterm election, selected several key individuals for leadership positions within his administration. Among them, trial lawyers and former prosecutors, but most notably Duke basketball head coach Mike Krzyzewski, aka Coach K. The move to hire Coach K, who will serve […]
CLOTHING CRIME SHOWDOWN: UGGS VS. CROCS
It’s no mystery to the world at large that Uggs are horrible. Horrible, heinous crimes of fashion humanity that inexplicably continue to exist on a seemingly collective delusion that $$$ + comfort + looks horrible = superior quality. And yet, there is another perpetrator of a similar crime in society, a manner of footwear that […]
HSTA!
Another week, another round of HSTA! for your consideration! EVENT! Gutter Magazine’s official relaunch party, Nov. 24th at the Windup Space (12 W North Ave, Charles North). Why hang out at GL Shack’s with your unsuccessful high school friends on Thanksgiving Eve when you can enjoy the sights and sounds of a media mavens happy […]