‘STACHE OFF: Vote for Baltimore’s greatest moustache!

Movember is in full swing and the effort to raise funds and awareness for men’s health issues is going strong! And Baltimore, being the lush and well cultured city that it is (Evan: laying it on thick here a bit) has had its share of epic moustaches in its history – but the question now stands before us: whose moustache is most epic? We’ve selected seven of Baltimore’s finest moustaches throughout history and are leaving it up to you, the moustache loving public to decide. Here’s the breakdown:

MR. BOH

  • Beloved beer icon
  • Preferred Style: Handlebar

RICK DEMPSEY

  • Acclaimed catcher, Baltimore Orioles 1976-1986, 1992
  • Preferred Style: Handle Bar Lite

EDDIE MURRAY

  • Acclaimed switch hitter, Baltimore Orioles 1977-1988
  • Preferred Style: Full Mutton Chops w/ Soul Patch

EDGAR ALLEN POE

  • Famous Writer, Poet
  • Preferred Style: Cop Stache

BOB TURK

  • Beloved Weatherman
  • Preferred Style: Cookie Duster

JOHN WATERS

  • The Pope of Trash
  • Preferred Style: Pencil

FRANK ZAPPA

  • Acclaimed musician, Baltimore bred
  • Preferred style: Handlebar w/ Soul Patch

Have you decided yet? Take a minute and think about it, then VOTE YOUR FACE OFF – voting commences NOW and ends in one week. Best of luck to the nominees!

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