HEY THIS IS VINCE with my favorite infomercial EVER

We’ve all seen the ubiquitously weird and creepy looking Vince from those Shamwow  commercials, which are definitely some sort of meta-self-aware-unintentionally-funny. But it’s offical, Vince is now my absolute hero with this new infomercial for the BRAND NEW PRODUCT: The Slap Chop (not an actually brand new product). It’s utterly brilliant, hilarious, I’ve watched it […]

Dumb ads throughout history – Volume 1

Advertising, as necessary and powerful as it might seem to our economy, has almost always been incredibly stupid, bothersome, and at its worst somewhat deadly – debatable I know, but shut the hell up and enjoy these ridiculous ads I have sitting on my desktop. I have literally thousands of these.

Picture time!

Hey look I’m ripping off another publication’s weekly segment: Ehehehehehehehe look it says something different than it’s supposed to. Heheheheheheheheheheheh “I’d like to buy some boo’s please.” “You mean the scary kind, or the girlfriend kind?” “Just give me five.” “You mean five boo’s or slap you five?” how droll.

Spontaneous Deadification: The New Threat to Baltimore?

2008 has been a year of great progress for the city of Baltimore with regard to its murder rate; with fewer than 200 murders and less than three months to go until the year’s end, the city has not seen such numbers since before the infestation of crack cocaine in the early 1980s. But in […]