Oh fan fiction, you are incomparably terrible. Normally it’s pretty obvious the genres that attract such crappy fan service story lines – sci fi, fantasy, possibly Ace of Cakes – but a gritty urban crime drama? I guess anything is possible. Especially on the internet. And boy howdy, did I stumble on a polished ruby […]
Tag: dumb
A Cleaner, Greener MD – Eventually!
(Muke) – According to the Baltimore Sun, Martin O’Malley committed Maryland to significant (?) cuts in pollution: The plan would commit the state to a 25 percent reduction by 2020 in climate-warming pollution — mainly carbon dioxide — as last year’s bill did. Dropped from last year’s original language is any long-term goal or target […]
Conservative political cartoons are HILARIOUS
Search engine fodder ahoy!
Shouldn’t We All Smell Like Hamburgers? Requiem
The short answer to this question is no, no we should not smell like hamburgers. After the holidays, I found in my mailbox the Burger King Flame “body spray” that I ordered some time ago and thought “heh.” It comes in a tiny bottle much like the bottle in the picture, in fact it’s almost […]
Dumb ads throughout history – Volume 1
Advertising, as necessary and powerful as it might seem to our economy, has almost always been incredibly stupid, bothersome, and at its worst somewhat deadly – debatable I know, but shut the hell up and enjoy these ridiculous ads I have sitting on my desktop. I have literally thousands of these.
I LOVE YOU, SKELETOR
Don’t let the bastards get you down, girlfriend. You keep on keepin’ on (with the nephotism, idiotic public statements, sweetheart deals with ex-lovers that lavish you with fur coats, “struggling” on $150,000+ a year, that sort of thing)!!!!!! See you at the nail salon!!!!!!!!!