Another day, yet another time wasting, productivity sapping bit of webspace that you shouldn’t be looking at but will anyway. Presenting Lamebook, a collection of submitted “Worst of the worst” of Facebook status updates, pictures and conversations. It’s truly inspired. Granted, one would only have to look around on Myspace for about three seconds to […]
Tag: dumb
What the HELL, Quiznos???
Alright Quiznos, you’re on the shit list. The last time I ate a sub at one of your franchises, it was a pile of poo poo pee pee, these new Torpedo sandwiches are laughable, and now THIS?!? Hell, Quiznos ads used to be sort of catchy (if not creepy) – little mice in outfits singing […]
“We” are “Baltimore”
Local TV news team spots have always been cheesy. Cheesy, to the point that they’re almost unbearable but you kind of like them anyway, like that classic Bob Turk promo to the tune of “My Girl”. But at some point, some point, they just started going beyond cheesy, and got lame as all getout. But […]
New! From Quiznos! (not actually new)
I mean, I enjoy Quiznos subs and all, despite the fact that they make it …difficult to find their nutrition information (in that, there is no comprehensive list of their data anywhere except via 3rd party sites) and their commercials have been historically ssstupid, but their newest venture has the one-two punch of being pretty […]
Burger King brings back tiny burgers again, again
Except now they’re called “Burger Shots.” Tiny little burgers in packs of three or six, more than likely you could eat them all in one mouthful. So basically, you get the equivalent of two burgers with twice the bread AND the cost! Also Burger Shots? Pretty lame name if you ask me, especially considering they […]
Senate Bill 233 – The proposal to ban beer pong in Baltimore
Several minutes ago I received an email from Austin Lanham, an organizer of the Maryland Beer Pong League. The subject of the email is Senate Bill 233, which introduces legislation to ban the party slash bar game Beer Pong. Article 2B – Alcoholic Beverages 21-105.1. (B) A HOLDER OF A RETAIL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES LICENSE OR […]