Your source for Baltimore snark and other stuff, since 2008
If there’s one thing white people love, it’s authentic cuisine. I’m no different. I could walk into any bodega or tortilleria in Upper Fells Point and have the most disgusting pot of Cow Face Stew ever seen, but since it’s authentic I’ll eat it with a big ol’ smile and stumble on my Freshman Year […]
I’ve been at this whole Nachoquest thing for like, three years. There isn’t a single restaurant or bar that I head into in which I don’t look at the menu and think “How are the nachos?,” which is unfortunate when you’re at a place like Prime Rib and they ask you to leave upon asking […]
As quickly as you can say “Rebranding,” the long chain of identities continues for the property known as 1542 Light Street; a rich tapestry of names, Lobster Mac n’ Cheeses and dollar signless menus that has brought us to the next chapter in the pantheon of names: Langermann’s on Light. Langermann’s, over there in the […]
Well boy howdy, a full three months after Riverside’s The Reserve shut its doors “forever” and roughly two months in change after the rebranded 1542 Gastropub opened its doors, word comes from a little birdie that the staff and crew at 1542 is shutting its doors *yet again* and vacating in an effort to focus […]
CALAMITY!!!! Commenter DLT7 breaks the news that Republic Noodle (1121 Light St., Federal Hill) has very very sadly and probably overpricedly closed. According to their website and a flyer on the door: Update We were unable to acquire an affordable liquor license at this location and have closed the restaurant. Please look for our new […]
And so it was, April 16th when the recently painted black doors of the former Bill’s Lighthouse Inn opened for business, and HomeSlyce the Bar (1741 Light St., Riverside) began serving its new patrons, all of which were eager to claim the generous outdoor seating lining both sides of the building on the corner of […]