The National Aquarium is hosting a $3 happy hour tomorrow on the historic U.S.S. Constellation, with proceeds benefiting ….the National Aquarium. Anyway, it’s from 5-8pm and includes free food, live music and a (presumably cash) bar. Check it out!

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The National Aquarium is hosting a $3 happy hour tomorrow on the historic U.S.S. Constellation, with proceeds benefiting ….the National Aquarium. Anyway, it’s from 5-8pm and includes free food, live music and a (presumably cash) bar. Check it out!

AUGUST 13TH IS INTERNATIONAL LEFT HANDER’S DAY THE MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY IN THE WORLD! You got that right folks, today is the day that 7-10% of the world’s population – all incredibly good looking geniuses – celebrate the use of their left hand with predominance and spread the word regarding how awesome it is […]

Today marks the 1 month lead up to one of the Baltimore area’s greatest brewery tours, the Heavy Seas Pyrates, Pigs and Pints tour! A celebration of all things pirate, bacon and some of the greatest local brew put out by the fine folks of Heavy Seas (aka Clipper City Brewery). Last year’s celebration was absolutely incredible (seriously look at the pictures, it was awesome) and this year’s promises to be more of the same …despite the fact that the tour is not on Talk Like a Pirate Day, and is instead on our current greatest day of national mourning, but whaddayagonnado. Here’s the rundown…
See these dumb Google Ads on this site? They’re pretty worthless, for the most part; pixels I could be using for better things. Unless, of course, those better things involve a local charity that everyone tends to like, right? Which is why, starting today, I’m kicking off the Clicks for Cats (and Dogs, etc.) Campaign. […]
Every year for the past 30 some odd years, the fine folks of Dundalk gather and organize their annual celebration of culture and heritage, the Dundalk Heritage Fair. A tribute to America, America, ….and America, this fair truly encompasses the pride and admiration the hard working family folk of Dundalk have for their country. The […]
If you’ve got a Wednesday off in the near future for some reason, you should definitely consider taking the short trip over the Bay Bridge to Crumpton, where Dixon’s Furniture Auction occurs every week from 9am on. The auction house features literally thousands of items every week, ranging from legitimate antiques to quirky junk lying […]