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I’M TYPING THIS WHOLE THING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE FUCKING GWAR IS COMING TO THE 9:30 CLUB NEXT THURSDAY AND GWAR SHREDS SO HARD AND SHOOTS SO MUCH BLOOD ON THE AUDIENCE THAT THEY TYPICALLY NEED A TARP SET UP TO PROTECT THEIR EQUIPMENT FROM SAID BLOOD AND THEY SHRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD BUY YOUR TICKETS RIGHT NOW, […]
Is Instagram just not enough for you? Tired of those drab vintage frames, those sepia filters and focus stripes that artificially make you look like a decent photographer? Do you need to convert mundane images into anime/bling/fantasy related pictures for Japanese children to enjoy? Let’s face it, reality is boooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg and LINE Camera is just […]
If we’re serious about improving the voting process, don’t stop at Question K. Last month, voters in Baltimore City approved Question K, also known as House Bill 250, formerly known as Council Bill 12-0023, Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake and the Baltimore City Council’s flawed solution to a problem that didn’t exist. For too long, Baltimore City […]
Greetings, Baltimore Internet. Please welcome newcomer contributor @banksmv with her debut column, a roundup of the best of the worst Missed Connections in the Baltimore area. Baltimore’s Top Missed Connections on Craigslist* November 26-30 “Keep Me Blocked” Date Posted: November 29, 2012 Sex: Male Age: 47 Message: “No one can deal with your shit like […]
A lil’ while ago when we put the word out for contributors to join the itchy, burlap tapestry known as The City That Breeds, some interesting voices began coming out of the woodwork. One of those voices: “The Bishop.” He’s a community organizer, a church enthusiast, a writer and a thinker. In the interest of […]
In a day and age in which the city of Baltimore sees rec centers and fire companies (or maybe not) being shut down by our leadership in lieu of tax breaks for billionaires comes a 5000 square foot facility “Powered By Under Armour” in the heart of Patterson Park. The ribbon cutting is today and […]