This LINE Camera app is ridiculous or: The Adventures of Celery Man

Is Instagram just not enough for you? Tired of those drab vintage frames, those sepia filters and focus stripes that artificially make you look like a decent photographer? Do you need to convert mundane images into anime/bling/fantasy related pictures for Japanese children to enjoy?

Let’s face it, reality is boooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg and LINE Camera is just the smart phone app to enhance your real life into magic happy whatever life. Wholly endorsed by Snoop Dogg Lion, this app will take any and every picture you could possibly take to the XTREME in the best way possible. Observe this Instagram of a Bloody Mary:

LAME
LAME

UGH SO FUCKING BORING. But with LINE Camera our scene becomes – A CELERY MAN IS BORN!

THE BIRTH OF A STAR
THE BIRTH OF A STAR

ADVENTURE TIME. Piece of celery on a Lucky Cat, or Celery Man making new friends?

Celery man makes friends
Celery man makes friends

Piece of celery next to some trinket, or C DIZZLE FORMS A RAP POSSE

celery man posse
C DIZZLE

PIECE OF CELERY IN CANDY BOX OR CELERY MAN GOES MAD WITH POWER HOARDING ALL THE CANDY

celery man power

Piece of celery in a napkin, or Celery Man’s untimely demise?

celery man funeral

Bonus Celery Man on Safari and Celery Man Finds Love:
celery man safaricelery man love

Fantastical. And in an effort to milk the shit out of this thing for as long as possible, future images on The City That Breeds just may have “Easter Egg” varieties utilizing LINE Camera’s many functions embedded as links, you’ll just have to click them to see.

thanks to @cheeselaine for the photo usage.

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