I don’t know what these so called “artists” are up to these days with their hippity hop and their songs about worshiping SATAN, but THIS TIME THEY’VE GONE TOO FAR!!! Two of this modern day’s top 40 Billboard Chart Artists Of All Times have songs about EATING BABIES among their top-sellingest hit singles!!!!! This is an abomination!!!! Contact your congressman today and express your distaste for this filth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
ATROCITY NUMBER 1 – YOU’RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE (ANDY WILLIAMS)
[Chorus 1]
You’re just too good to be true.
Can’t take my fork out of you.
You’d be like Heaven to eat.
I wanna dress you with beet.
At long last food has arrived
And I thank Shopper’s I’m alive.
You’re just too good to be true.
Can’t take my fork out of you.
Pardon the way that I drool.
There’s nothing left at preschool.
The scent of you leaves me weak.
There are no words left to speak,
But if you taste like I think,
I won’t wash you out in the sink.
You’re just too good to be true.
Can’t take my fork out of you.
[Chorus 2]
I love you, babies,
And if it’s quite alright,
I’ll eat a baby
To warm a lonely night.
I love them babies.
Trust in me when I say:
Oh, tasty babies,
Don’t leave me peckish, I pray.
Oh, tasty babies, now that I bought you, stay
And let me chew you, baby.
Let me chew you.
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
CATASTROPHENOMENON NUMBER 2 – EAT SOME BABIES ONE MORE TIME (BRITNEY SPEARS)
Oh babies, babies
How was I supposed to know
That you’s be so delicious?
Oh babies, babies
I shouldn’t have let you grow
And now you’re overripe, yeah
Show me how you want them to be
Sell me babies ’cause I need to eat now, oh because
[Chorus]
My hungriness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I eat babies I lose my mind
Give me a lime
Eat some babies one more time
Oh babies, babies
The thing that I crave is you
But you’re no good when blinded
Oh pretty babies
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
To prevent you from being canneded
Show me how you want them to be
Sell me babies ’cause I need to eat now, oh because
[Chorus]
Oh babies, babies how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty babies, I shouldn’t have let you grow
I must confess, that my hungriness is killing me now
Don’t you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
That I’ll eat them babies one more time
OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!