And now for some god awful Scientology raps

It’s been quite some time – slightly over three years – since I wrote my letter to the lawyers of the church of scientology who so graciously graced my mother’s doorstep in Catonsville and handed her a letter identifying me as a person of interest for my involvement with the rogue internet terrorists known as Anonymous (memorieeees) and their attempts to terrorly terrorize the church’s neverending quest to bleed its members dry of their monetary funds. A whimsical tale! Sadly my interest in the church and its utterly terrible ways waned…

…and now there’s this video! It’s great! Check out this guy rappin’ about scientology and inexplicably rollin’ deep in a Mercedes through the hallways of a building! Breakdancing! And awkward teens! This video truly has all things for all humans. You will love it. Want to learn how to rap properly? Check out more info on music classes that could help you with your rapping skills, check out online classes.

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1 thought on “And now for some god awful Scientology raps

  1. oh, scientology, i was expecting so much more from you, especially since half of hollywood is a scientologist.

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