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Meteorologists predict: Baltimore average temperature down this summer

Meteorologists predict: Baltimore average temperature down this summer

DATELINE: JULY 13TH, BALTIMORE MD – At the North American Meteorological Buddies Leadership Association (NAMBLA) meeting this past Wednesday, held annually at the Baltimore Convention Center, keynote speaker Norm Lewis delivered the “heart-warming” news: Baltimore’s average temperature this summer will actually be lower than previous summers, down from 12,000,000,000 degrees Fahrenheit to a pleasant and chilly 10,000,000,000. The news couldn’t come at a better time, with Baltimore City public pools open and in full swing, … Read entire article »

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Dispatches from the unusually large snow storm – pt. 1

Throughout the last ……4397534 days of snow, the Baltimore area continues to collectively shit its pants and devolve into an infant state, a lot of which I would like to complain about in a timely fashion. But before I do, I continue to die laughing every single time I see Mr. Accuweather, over and over. Hilarious. And speaking of the internet, Foot’s Forecast literally exploded onto the scene as the most popular …weather blog (?) I’ve seen pretty much ever. Strange, as it seems they’ve been in operation for six years and change, but I hadn’t heard of them until last week. But they do damn fine work and you should check them out! One more internet point: internet humor, it would seem, has reached real-time. Once upon a time, internet jokes would … Read entire article »

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Snowpocalypse 2009 – The Snowening

The devastation immense. The corpses — as far as the eye can see. Snowpocalypse knows no kindness, spares none. Observe. Duly noted that it was snowing so hard at the time that these shots were taken it actually borders on white distortion. Refer to photo titles if you can’t figure them out… … Read entire article »

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BALTIMORE SNOW HASHTAG EMERGENCY!!!

ATTENTION CITIZENS – THESE ARE THE OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED BALTIMORE SNOW EMERGENCY HASHTAGS FOR USE WITH THE INTERNET COMMUNICATION ENTITY KNOWN AS “TWITTER.” KEEP ABREAST OF BREAKING SNOW NEWS USING THESE VERY HELPFUL SNOW HASHTAGS: #snowpocalypse #snowtastrophe #snowmaggedon #snowtrocity #snowacaust #snowkkake #snowthehumanity! (@bmoreNat) #snowdiots (@ryan97ou) #snowpussies (@Chippewa29) #snOMG (@SpamSpam) #snowgasm MORE AS THE SITUATION DEVELOPS!!!!!! … Read entire article »

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