Whilst engaged in an online discussion regarding gross soft drinks, the usual suspects of seasonal Mountain Dew flavors versus Mr. Pibb XTREME were thrown around, until someone dropped a big, fat, curious bombshell: Yes friends, if your eyes are working properly you are seeing the same thing that I did; the unholy union of Budweiser […]
Tag: horrible
A Disturbing Old Chestnut
I don’t know why or how, but the song from this klassic internet komedy kommercial got stuck in my head this afternoon: not to be undone by its inherent level of disturbitude, comes a followup commercial: BABY DONGS ARE HILARIOUS
A little something to perk me up.
Today has been rather traumatic. This week has been rather traumatic, and it’s only Tuesday. I’ve never actually believed that the economy has been close to a total collapse before, but well, here we are. You know what I like to do in times like this? Watch the worst music video ever made, ever. Ever. […]
Federal Hill – still decidedly evil
My BFF and I have been noting as of late the pervasiveness of general malaise that seems to ooze from Federal Hill proper on the weekends. Stabbings, melees, loud and drunken horror that seems to outshine any pleasantness that might come out of a weekend night seem to stick out in my head, and this […]
Hey Look, “Art”
Hey ladies, do you feel like as an artist you aren’t getting enough attention or validity with simple paintings or sculptures, or perhaps the occasional piss/shit vignette wrapped in bacon? Well, why not make art out of self-induced miscarriages then? Hmm? Why the hell not? You definitely have the constitutional right to do so! It […]