So last night I’m rollin’ deep into my usual evening of trivia and I arrive to find two of my trivia compatriots handing me a bottle of Bacon Salt. I’ve seen about a trillion ads for the stuff lately, all over the internet and on Facebook especially, and quite frankly I was astonished to find […]
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Great Product? Or Greatest Product?
Every so often in life, breakthroughs occur. Moments in human evolution that solidify our standing as the truly dominant species, the pinnacle of innovation and intelligence in this solar system. Truly such a moment has occurred, as a species we have transcended ourselves yet again. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented […]
The Bacon Vodka Chronicles – pt. 3 OMEGA
After allowing the bacon vodka to sit for 4 days, half of which was spent refrigerated, it becomes time to filter all of the horrible fat globules and as much of the debris out of the mix as possible. For this, we start with some easily obtained cheesecloth (or in my case, “tear cloth” obtained […]
The Bacon Vodka Chronicles, pt. 2
The bacon vodka is 3 days old, sitting in the fridge, and boy howdy is it looking ….horrible. The vodka itself is murky, yellow, and coated on top with a sheet of fat globules. Observe: prior to human consumption, I will be straining the concoction through a healthy pile of cheese cloth in a funnel, […]
The Bacon Vodka Chronicles pt. 1
Throughout the days of adventuring here in southern Baltimore one comes across something special every now and then. An old man pooping in a parking lot, maybe, but in this particular instance I’m referring to a magical concoction that was briefly served at Captain Larry’s known as bacon vodka. There’s really no further pretext necessary, […]