Here’s a fun game, I’m going to post a review (in this case, a really bad review) of a Baltimore area bar/restaurant/horse stable (you never know) – first person to guess the correct answer will win… something. AND AWAY WE GO! The slovenly server took our order, slipped out the front door, jumped into the […]
Category: Schadenfreude
CLOTHING CRIME SHOWDOWN: UGGS VS. CROCS
It’s no mystery to the world at large that Uggs are horrible. Horrible, heinous crimes of fashion humanity that inexplicably continue to exist on a seemingly collective delusion that $$$ + comfort + looks horrible = superior quality. And yet, there is another perpetrator of a similar crime in society, a manner of footwear that […]
The Pizza Lobbyist
Jack Abramoff became a household name for bribing Congressmen in DC, now he’ll be a household name in Baltimore for his pizza! That’s a spicy meatball! Wait, that’s a spaghetti reference. Anyway, more recently you may have heard his name in connection with a movie featuring Kevin Spacey as the now pie chef himself. I […]
Snowpocalypse 2009 – The Snowening
The devastation immense. The corpses — as far as the eye can see. Snowpocalypse knows no kindness, spares none. Observe. Duly noted that it was snowing so hard at the time that these shots were taken it actually borders on white distortion. Refer to photo titles if you can’t figure them out…
Jamaica Tales Volume 4 pt. 1 – Apocalypse
It has been entirely too long since the previous installment in our ongoing Jamaica Tales saga, and this last chapter is what I like to refer to as “a doozy.” A “barnburner,” if you will. A tale of epic horror, rivaled only by some sort of horror movie that has yet to be created by […]
Rumor Has It – Volume 1
Rumor has it that a certain owner of a certain dog grooming and styling franchise in Federal Hill puts a certain type of white powder up his nose while working and managing the franchise. Apparently this certain owner also hires his girlfriend to work there, pays her more than other employees, and pockets the difference. […]