(Muke) Its not bacon mind you, but coffee liqueur still sounds good. Can Evan whip this up in a month? (Evan) – It’s definitely on the list in one form or another. Sadly I don’t have the MONTHS the article seems to suggest is necessary, and I have yet to test the taste vs. time […]
Category: Consumerism
The wonders of thrift shopping
Thrift shopping is such a constant joy. Even when the majority of the ‘good stuff’ has been picked clean, you can always manage to find something completely bizarre – and therefore worth buying. Observe: [nggallery id=29] …for that matter, coming soon: The City That Breeds 1st EVER Online Yard Sale!!!
H-Mart RULES
I love H-Mart. It rules. It rules. The Korean supermarket (800 N Rolling Rd, Catonsville, MD) is a busy, busy place to buy your groceries. But for the production and the experience, it’s worth every set of ten minutes you’ll have to wait in line to buy them. The prices are low, the produce is […]
HEY THIS IS VINCE with my favorite infomercial EVER
We’ve all seen the ubiquitously weird and creepy looking Vince from those Shamwow commercials, which are definitely some sort of meta-self-aware-unintentionally-funny. But it’s offical, Vince is now my absolute hero with this new infomercial for the BRAND NEW PRODUCT: The Slap Chop (not an actually brand new product). It’s utterly brilliant, hilarious, I’ve watched it […]
Shouldn’t We All Smell Like Hamburgers? Requiem
The short answer to this question is no, no we should not smell like hamburgers. After the holidays, I found in my mailbox the Burger King Flame “body spray” that I ordered some time ago and thought “heh.” It comes in a tiny bottle much like the bottle in the picture, in fact it’s almost […]
Dumb ads throughout history – Volume 1
Advertising, as necessary and powerful as it might seem to our economy, has almost always been incredibly stupid, bothersome, and at its worst somewhat deadly – debatable I know, but shut the hell up and enjoy these ridiculous ads I have sitting on my desktop. I have literally thousands of these.