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Legendary Orioles manager (the) Earl Weaver was in town last week to participate in some sort of sports-related discussion thing at the Sports Legend Museum (naturally), where he more than likely cursed a lot and gave everyone their what-fors, a time which one could only imagine as really really fun – and then I saw […]
So’s I caught wind of a tale of woe the other day, regarding what should have been a really fun slash amazing party fun time courtesy of Baltimore’s Living Social bureau. It was a
We here at CTB are always on the lookout for the next big workout craze; from Zumba to P90X to Tae (National) Boh to Sweatin’ to the Oldies, we’re on the cusp – the bleeding edge – of what’s about to hit it big in these here United States. And so it is with great […]
WE’RE SOLD OUT!!! REPRINT COMING SOON! See that immensely attractive t-shirt down there? It’s one of our leftover shirts from this past Movember, which despite being a wildly fantastic success left us with a few extras. It features some (most) of Baltimore’s Most Epic Moustaches, and would make a great gift/workout/housepainting/dishrag shirt for you! […]
If you’re willing to accept the fact that Chik-fil-A isn’t open on Sundays, and hates gay marriage, and you want some of their GODDAMNDELCIOUS waffle fries with the newly designed and totally awesome Heinz ketchup packets (pictured), head on over to your local Chik-fil-A today from 2-4pm. Mmmmm, homophobalicious.
If there’s one thing for certain, Americans are total whores for Chipotle. Their streamlined ordering system, the pure deliciousness of their burritos, the …industrial styling? It’s all enough to send you into oblivion. Taste oblivion. And like you, I’m a total whore for Chipotle and went right ahead and watched this video promo for “America’s […]