Schmoke Op-Ed

Baltimore’s Ex-Mayor Lays Out The Next President’s Best Possible Drug Policy: “A different commander-in-chief will soon assume leadership of the War on Drugs. Let’s hope that a new leader will implement a new strategy, because for nearly a century now–following the passage of the Harrison Narcotics Act of 1914–America’s War on Drugs has been seen […]

The Wire – let’s all cry about it

The series finale of The Wire last night was like a large bag of mixed nuts – while picking out the cashews and throwing them away, I thoroughly enjoy the pistachios while eating the peanuts just because they’re there. So basically, like a bag of mixed nuts, it was satisfying and enjoyable, with some bits […]

“I’m gonna go outside and have a loiter”

In a stroke of brilliance, BCPD officers have been shunning bar patrons standing outside of bars for loitering, expressing to them that they need to stay 150 ft away from the zone they are being offensive to, namely the bar they are patronizing. In an unshocking display of ignorance, the police don’t know how to […]