Baltimore Beer Week 2010 (aka BBW 2010)

The cooler days of Fall are approaching (thank God) and it can mean one of several things for you personally, be it impending yardwork, giving birth to a child, whatever floats your boat. But certainly, one thing it should definitely mean for you personally is your participation in the 2nd Annual Baltimore Beer Week, put […]

Baltimore Mad Libs!

Everybody loves Mad Libs. It’s a scientific fact. And at some point recently the thought occurred to me: “Hey there should be some Mad Libs about Baltimore, that’d be pretty funny.” And then I thought “Hey I should run a contest where I make a Mad Lib about Baltimore and people fill it out and the best submission wins, that’d be pretty funny.”

And so here we are folks: we’ll be launching a 2-fold “Baltimore Mad Libs” contest, with two totally awesome prizes – one for the best “fill in the words” for a Mad Lib about Baltimore we provide, and an even BIGGER prize for the best “make your own Mad Lib about Baltimore.”

(If you’ve been living in a cave for the past 30+ years and just recently attained internet service and don’t know how a Mad Lib works, go here)

The “fill in the blanks” Mad Lib will go live tonight and submissions will be accepted until Midnight Sunday. If you’re even more creative than most and would like to create your own Mad Lib about Baltimore, type it up in whatever text program you see fit and email it to us by next Tuesday, September 7th (here’s an example of what it should look like). The best ones will be featured in a future post/contest all their own and will win a prize package consisting of some seriously awesome stuff.

So get your creative juices flowing people, let the zany hilarity ensue!

SpaceManAndy’s Advice for TheBigBiteOnBrains

Bitch will get you killed!

Dear SpaceManAndy, We’ve all seen movies about Zombie Apocalypses that take place in rural America and in New York and LA but what about us schmucks here in Baltimore? Do you have any advice for those of us hoping to survive the coming Horror in B-more? Sincerely, TheBigBiteOnBrains in B-more Dear BigBite, So, you want […]

5 Foursquare Badges for Baltimore

For a while now, Foursquare has enjoyed something of a meteoric rise in popularity among the gadget headed, internet craving individuals of this nation. And while the frigging movie Valentine’s Day has its own Foursquare badge and page, the entire city of Baltimore ain’t got no badges of its own (although, the Baltimore Sun has […]