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Owings Mills based advertising company MGH is running a lil’ ol’ contest to allow you, citizen, to decide which Baltimore area business gets its own fancy pantsy billboard. Unsure if you’ve ever seen an MGH billboard? Maybe you’ve seen this one in Station North: Or possibly this five story Old Bay advert? So the contest […]
If there’s one thing, one highly enjoyable thing, about being stuck at a red light and or in downtown traffic in the Baltimore area (or really any city for that matter), it’s the potential for seeing on of Baltimore’s highly unusual selection of vehicles. Art cars, redneck chic, Baltimore’s vehicular quirk demands to be collected […]
From the Winnipeg Sun comes this groundbreaking poll* delving deep into the human psyche: Those Canadians are so polite! Yes! (*not all all taken out of context. results may vary. consult your astrophysician before consumption.)
We continue our very, very limited series on products made and sold in Baltimore with a most basic of staples: Flour. Washington Flour. A most basic but crucial product, one which enters every delicious muffin, cakey thing or pancakey thing imaginable, when thinking about buying local (or the marginally less favorable buying regionally) it’s good […]
Through a vast system of random number generators and throwing chicken bones on the ground and divining their meaning, our Parliament ticket giveaway at the 9:30 Club for next week comes to a close, and we have a winner: Maya P! Congrats Maya! Make your funk the P-Funk! HONORABLE MENTION: Failwhale enthusiast @RyanatMGH sent in […]
City That Breeds scientists have recently concluded a 2400 sample, seven month study on motherhood behaviors in and around the Baltimore area with regard to the decibel levels with which area females publicly discipline their offspring; specifically, in the middle of neighborhood intersections while strollering additional offspring to and from undisclosed locations. The results, as […]