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A few days ago, a t-shirt was sold (buy yours here!) – specifically, a BaltiMO’ t-shirt, from our “Sell t-shirts on this website and support BARCS” campaign – to one Samantha M of Seattle Washington and her BARCS adoption, one Molly Ringwald. The caption was so priceless I had to post it here today: So […]
You know what’s really fun? Riding free buses paid for by parking fees and taxes! You know what’s even more fun than that? Using said free public transportation to grant patronage to ten or so bars/restaurants along its route! And so debuts the CCC Purple Route Bar Crawl, specifically designed to be performed on a […]
Roughly a year ago, The City That Breeds was lucky enough to have recruited this guy SpaceManAndy, a NASA employee with a knack for giving advice, to begin writing a weekly advice column in order to deal with the issues of our day in a style unrivaled by 20 Dr. Phils duct taped together. His […]
(update: A small gathering to hang out and reminisce about OMG will be held at Little Italy’s Chipparelli’s this Sunday at 7:30pm. via Gorelick) Today is something of a shitty day for the Baltimore area Internet, for one of its more inexplicably entertaining individuals has passed: Owl Meat Gravy, aka Bob (in real life). Bob […]
Tonight, the Baltimore Ravens engage the preseason insanity killswitch as they take on the Eagles at 7:30pm, feeding Baltimore’s insatiable lust for all things football, especially in the face of our other local sports team – which shan’t be named due to the possibility of uttering its name resulting in some sort of mummy-like curse. […]
So Frank Conaway is running for mayor? Frank Conaway thinks rap is gonna get him elected? I don’t even wanna hear that mess. Frank Conaway doesn’t even KNOW. He doesn’t even KNOW. I’m kicking off my campaign with less than 40 days until the election RIGHT NOW with my sure-fire, ace in the hole campaign […]