Youtube Suggests Things

The Youtube Suggestion box is normally pretty useless, but over the course of the last day or two is has proven to be perfectly capable of producing some comedy gold. The next selections birthed by the bowels of history came about seemingly as a result of my use of The Hunger music video in a recent post. They are certainly very, VERY strong contenders for the crowned title of Worst Music Video Ever, Ever.

This first video comes courtesy of a band I have never heard of, with a song called “Apache!” but the tune is seemingly very… familiar. Ah, now I remember. It was sampled by Sir Mixalot in “Jump On It.” This video is truly special, as it has all of the production value of camping with a weird looking white dude in a crappy indian costume. It’s pretty much sheer brilliance (with bonus racism!).

This next video, if you’re capable of watching it for more than four seconds without having a seizure, is kind of a fluke. Youtube seems to want to suggest that it’s the worst music video ever, but really it’s just Japanese. If I were to close my eyes and envision Japan, this is basically what I see.

And finally, oh finally, we come to the true breadwinner. Were I able to adjust this font to some sort of cursive manuscript with flowing, feathered accents I would not hesitate in doing so when I announce that this video, “Losing You” by the most handsome woman on Earth Jan Terri, is as of now in the running (top three) for Worst Music Video Ever, Ever.

Pure, unadulterated amazing. It has everything. Mullets, 1993, horrid camera work, absolutely no point, and a production value whose case equivalent is that of a Nine Lives coupon. I am in ecstasy.