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SpaceManAndy’s Advice for the MVA and the Parking Authority DOT: Eat a dick
Ready for a rant? I hope so, because that’s what this is. No spell check or grammar for this guy, it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned RANT. The MVA and the City of Baltimore Parking Authority are probably the worst entities in existence. I have always known this, but I had up until now not fully understood their villainy. Ok, let me start from the beginning. I, like many Baltimore residents, have accumulated many parking tickets. … Read entire article »
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SpaceManAndy’s Politically Potent Potables for Sober and Sad Sarah
Dear SpaceManAndy, I need booze to get me through the current political climate. Please suggest some cocktails. Thanks, Sober and Sad Sarah Dear Sober and Sad, No, thank YOU. You’ve given me a chance to combine 2 of my great loves: booze, and asserting my opinion on current events! It’s true, things are depressing right now. And while I don’t advocate drinking away your sorrows –do as I say, not as I do– I will help you out. Here … Read entire article »
Filed under: Advice, Boozetime!, Featured
SpaceManAndy & Friends’ Very Special Advice for National Coming Out Day
In honor of National Coming Out Day, I’ve decided to do a very special version of my advice column. Coming out is a very personal thing that’s different for everyone. I can’t just sit here and tell you what to do, so I’ve talked to some people I know to get their perspectives. Hopefully one of these will speak to you. And if you’re not part of the LGBT community, hopefully you will still find … Read entire article »
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SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Trapped in a Likeless Fake Marriage
Dear SpaceManAndy, How do you ‘break-up’ with your work spouse?? It’s time to move on, yet you can’t totally blow them off like a normal break up because you see them everyday and be professional. How do you stay cordial but create a distance from someone you used to go to lunch with everyday? Thanks for the advice. Feel free to make up a cool name for me, I got nothin. Dear Trapped In A … Read entire article »
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SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Looking for my BFF
Dear SpaceManAndy, I have always thought of myself as the kind of loyal friend who would be there for someone through thick and thin. The kind that you could call up at some ungodly hour and ask them to pick you up and bail you out of jail, or the kind that would listen to your troubles for hours and talk you off the ledge. The problem is, I don’t actually have that kind of friendship with … Read entire article »
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