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CTB Podcast 76: Casey’s New Neck

CTB Podcast 76: Casey’s New Neck

Evan and Casey reconvene after a break to recap a bunch of events from the past few weeks, a review of “Print the Legend” on Netflix and a discussion of chicken wings prior to celebrating Orioles Magic and lamenting the stupidity of Michael Phelps. use code CTB15 AND SAVE!! … Read entire article »

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Why Did I Do This to Myself: Burger King’s Xtra Long BBQ Cheeseburger

Why Did I Do This to Myself: Burger King’s Xtra Long BBQ Cheeseburger

It can be said that in life, there are times, deep dark times – in which you’re completely out of ideas when it comes to what to eat for lunch. For better or worse, even though you want a salad because it’s the responsible thing to do or you just enjoy the texture of baby corn, sometimes you’re ten feet away from the entrance to the Eastern Avenue / Chester St. Burger King, and you’re … Read entire article »

Filed under: Mealtime

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

  In setting what could only be described as a dangerous precedent today, Octogenarian Head of the Liquor Board Thomas Ward and Commish Dana Moore voted 2-1 to invalidate the 10,000 year old (but still in use yet) Cross Bar der Biergarten’s (12-18 Cross St, Federal Hill (theoretically)) liquor license, a bar that hasn’t even finished construction. If you’re new to the whole issue, which has been going on for well over a year and change, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!

CTB Podcast 63: CGI Bloodsplosion

CTB Podcast 63: CGI Bloodsplosion

After discussing all the important developments of our days including the necessity of The Expendables 3, The Podgang then proceeds to ditch talking about anything news related and goes straight into reminiscing about Pro Wrestling. In other words, it’s the greatest episode of the CTB Podcast to date. … Read entire article »

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Hey guys, look what we can do!

Hey guys, look what we can do!

  FFUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK   FUCKITY FUCK FUCKF UFCKCKCKKFUCJFUCFUCFJCUFKCUFCUF   FUCK   Don’t worry Baltimore, your F Bombs are safe with us!!   FIZZUCK … Read entire article »

Filed under: Baltimore

Opinion: With DC’s Decriminalization of Marijuana, Baltimore Continues to Look Stupid

Opinion: With DC’s Decriminalization of Marijuana, Baltimore Continues to Look Stupid

http://ssdp.org/news/blog/d-c-city-council-passes-marijuana-decriminalization/ So it looks like Washington DC finally went right ahead last week and decriminalized possession of marijuana with a civil fine attached to its possession, a bill that passed overwhelmingly 11-1. Apparently DC has legitimately progressive leadership (according to the current socially generated definition) as they recognize this is the first and probably best step toward eventual legalization that the public can swallow and leadership can back without looking like Hippy Dippy Dooby Smokin’ Libtards. There’s … Read entire article »

Filed under: Politics

The Best of Craigslist

The Best of Craigslist

It’s Back. foot blogger in need of feet – m4w – 47 (phila pa area) Married white male Who has a foot fetish. I have a foot blog and am seeking all types of womens feet.barefeet,soles, toes with and without shoes. Looking for discreet pic’s of your feet or if you wish non discreet. Any age or race womens feet welcome. Thanks ————————————————————————— And if by “married” you mean “very, very alone forever” and by “blog” you mean … Read entire article »

Filed under: Entertainment

Tommy’s Downtown Tavern is the toehold Pigtown needs

Tommy’s Downtown Tavern is the toehold Pigtown needs

A while ago I had heard through the grapevine (probably via @casey18cc and @carolott, who live within eyeshot) that Tommy’s Downtown Tavern (839 W Cross St, Pigtown) was for sale and was reminded again by reading it over on southbmore.com that Tom Fox is trying to sell the property to the “right person,” someone who would foster the relationships he’s built with his surrounding community over the past three years and continue to nurture them … Read entire article »

Filed under: Baltimore, Boozetime!

Former Shucker’s gonna be a mexican joint

Former Shucker’s gonna be a mexican joint

A little while ago we TOTALLY BROKE THE STORY that Fells Point’s Shuckers was being shuttered with haste due to a litany of issues but an expiring lease was cited as the primary reason according to management. Some time later, BBJ and Baltimore Magazine brought us word that the brains behind the wildly successful Mad River and Bond Street Social (respectively) were teaming up to perform a full rehab on the property with live entertainment, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!

How to make a million dollars running a festival booth

How to make a million dollars running a festival booth

Let it be known that I, Evan The Mayor, made my sophomore debut as a festival vendor this past Sunday at Federal Hill’s Street Beat Festival selling our delicious, nutritious and amazing Mobtown Meatsnacks to the thinned masses; crowds seeing anemic ebbs and flows as a result of a majority of citizens being en route to the Orioles game at the Yards or huddled at home or in a bar for opening NFL Sunday (SPORTS!). … Read entire article »

Filed under: Consumerism