The City That Breeds » Archive

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

  In setting what could only be described as a dangerous precedent today, Octogenarian Head of the Liquor Board Thomas Ward and Commish Dana Moore voted 2-1 to invalidate the 10,000 year old (but still in use yet) Cross Bar der Biergarten’s (12-18 Cross St, Federal Hill (theoretically)) liquor license, a bar that hasn’t even finished construction. If you’re new to the whole issue, which has been going on for well over a year and change, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!

CTB Podcast 63: CGI Bloodsplosion

CTB Podcast 63: CGI Bloodsplosion

After discussing all the important developments of our days including the necessity of The Expendables 3, The Podgang then proceeds to ditch talking about anything news related and goes straight into reminiscing about Pro Wrestling. In other words, it’s the greatest episode of the CTB Podcast to date. … Read entire article »

Filed under: Podcast

Hey guys, look what we can do!

Hey guys, look what we can do!

  FFUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK   FUCKITY FUCK FUCKF UFCKCKCKKFUCJFUCFUCFJCUFKCUFCUF   FUCK   Don’t worry Baltimore, your F Bombs are safe with us!!   FIZZUCK … Read entire article »

Filed under: Baltimore

Opinion: With DC’s Decriminalization of Marijuana, Baltimore Continues to Look Stupid

Opinion: With DC’s Decriminalization of Marijuana, Baltimore Continues to Look Stupid

http://ssdp.org/news/blog/d-c-city-council-passes-marijuana-decriminalization/ So it looks like Washington DC finally went right ahead last week and decriminalized possession of marijuana with a civil fine attached to its possession, a bill that passed overwhelmingly 11-1. Apparently DC has legitimately progressive leadership (according to the current socially generated definition) as they recognize this is the first and probably best step toward eventual legalization that the public can swallow and leadership can back without looking like Hippy Dippy Dooby Smokin’ Libtards. There’s … Read entire article »

Filed under: Politics

The Best of Craigslist

The Best of Craigslist

It’s Back. foot blogger in need of feet – m4w – 47 (phila pa area) Married white male Who has a foot fetish. I have a foot blog and am seeking all types of womens feet.barefeet,soles, toes with and without shoes. Looking for discreet pic’s of your feet or if you wish non discreet. Any age or race womens feet welcome. Thanks ————————————————————————— And if by “married” you mean “very, very alone forever” and by “blog” you mean … Read entire article »

Filed under: Entertainment

Tommy’s Downtown Tavern is the toehold Pigtown needs

Tommy’s Downtown Tavern is the toehold Pigtown needs

A while ago I had heard through the grapevine (probably via @casey18cc and @carolott, who live within eyeshot) that Tommy’s Downtown Tavern (839 W Cross St, Pigtown) was for sale and was reminded again by reading it over on southbmore.com that Tom Fox is trying to sell the property to the “right person,” someone who would foster the relationships he’s built with his surrounding community over the past three years and continue to nurture them … Read entire article »

Filed under: Baltimore, Boozetime!

Former Shucker’s gonna be a mexican joint

Former Shucker’s gonna be a mexican joint

A little while ago we TOTALLY BROKE THE STORY that Fells Point’s Shuckers was being shuttered with haste due to a litany of issues but an expiring lease was cited as the primary reason according to management. Some time later, BBJ and Baltimore Magazine brought us word that the brains behind the wildly successful Mad River and Bond Street Social (respectively) were teaming up to perform a full rehab on the property with live entertainment, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!

How to make a million dollars running a festival booth

How to make a million dollars running a festival booth

Let it be known that I, Evan The Mayor, made my sophomore debut as a festival vendor this past Sunday at Federal Hill’s Street Beat Festival selling our delicious, nutritious and amazing Mobtown Meatsnacks to the thinned masses; crowds seeing anemic ebbs and flows as a result of a majority of citizens being en route to the Orioles game at the Yards or huddled at home or in a bar for opening NFL Sunday (SPORTS!). … Read entire article »

Filed under: Consumerism

A total stranger’s first impressions of Bronycon

A total stranger’s first impressions of Bronycon

Let it be known that I, EvanTheMayor, up until last night had never seen a single episode of┬áMy Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and having since seen a few here and there (3 hours worth) I can say without question I will never be, ever be, a Brony. I can see the appeal of the show to children of all ages (more on that in a second) and have my theories as to how Bronies … Read entire article »

Filed under: Events

Say Hello To Smaltimore

Say Hello To Smaltimore

The long awaited, long anticipated, looooong time in the works new restaurant in Canton by one No Idea / former Don’t Know bartreneur Jason Zink, now officially called Smaltimore (Where everybody knows everyone and everything about them!, 2522 Fait Ave, Canton), has been opening its doors to the public in recent weeks and is slated for a grand opening on August 15th. The former Lager’s space had a rather traumatic conclusion two summers ago … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!