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This Year’s Baltimore Farmer’s Market is Pretty Huge You Guys

This Year’s Baltimore Farmer’s Market is Pretty Huge You Guys

Baltimore’s numero uno Sunday Farmer’s Market debuts in less than 48 hours (oddly timed with our Lord and Savior’s Resurrection, but whatever) and 2015 is shaking up to be VERY SPEND HAPPY for you, the interested consumer. A slew of new vendors have been added and the market boundaries have exploded beyond the confines of the overpass (be sure to visit beef jerky impresarios Mobtown Meatsnacks by the ATM!). A whopping FIFTY SEVEN craft vendors … Read entire article »

Filed under: Baltimore, Consumerism

Presenting: The Cosby / Tacky Sweater Bar Crawl 2014

Presenting: The Cosby / Tacky Sweater Bar Crawl 2014

It’s impossibly insane to believe that after four years, A MARRIAGE WE’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR, and hundreds of dollars raised for local charities the 4th annual Cosby / Tacky Sweater Bar Crawl is upon us yet again. On November 22nd, the sweatered masses will assemble yet again to rove the length of Boston Street and sweater it up. As we here at The City That Breeds are aware that Bill Cosby Sweaters may be in short … Read entire article »

Filed under: Events

ALCS Tickets, by the numbers

ALCS Tickets, by the numbers

(t/h TiqIQ for compiling the data) Previewing Orioles Tickets For the ALCS Beginning Friday, the Baltimore Orioles will make their first appearance in the ALCS since 1997. A year that saw the O’s take first-place honors in the AL East and post their best record (96-66) since their World Series win 31 years ago, the team will now take on the Kansas City Royals in the American League Championship Series. The Royals have also experienced decades of … Read entire article »

Filed under: Consumerism

CTB Podcast 76: Casey’s New Neck

CTB Podcast 76: Casey’s New Neck

Evan and Casey reconvene after a break to recap a bunch of events from the past few weeks, a review of “Print the Legend” on Netflix and a discussion of chicken wings prior to celebrating Orioles Magic and lamenting the stupidity of Michael Phelps. use code CTB15 AND SAVE!! … Read entire article »

Filed under: Podcast

Why Did I Do This to Myself: Burger King’s Xtra Long BBQ Cheeseburger

Why Did I Do This to Myself: Burger King’s Xtra Long BBQ Cheeseburger

It can be said that in life, there are times, deep dark times – in which you’re completely out of ideas when it comes to what to eat for lunch. For better or worse, even though you want a salad because it’s the responsible thing to do or you just enjoy the texture of baby corn, sometimes you’re ten feet away from the entrance to the Eastern Avenue / Chester St. Burger King, and you’re … Read entire article »

Filed under: Mealtime

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

  In setting what could only be described as a dangerous precedent today, Octogenarian Head of the Liquor Board Thomas Ward and Commish Dana Moore voted 2-1 to invalidate the 10,000 year old (but still in use yet) Cross Bar der Biergarten’s (12-18 Cross St, Federal Hill (theoretically)) liquor license, a bar that hasn’t even finished construction. If you’re new to the whole issue, which has been going on for well over a year and change, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!

CTB Podcast 63: CGI Bloodsplosion

CTB Podcast 63: CGI Bloodsplosion

After discussing all the important developments of our days including the necessity of The Expendables 3, The Podgang then proceeds to ditch talking about anything news related and goes straight into reminiscing about Pro Wrestling. In other words, it’s the greatest episode of the CTB Podcast to date. … Read entire article »

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Hey guys, look what we can do!

Hey guys, look what we can do!

  FFUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK   FUCKITY FUCK FUCKF UFCKCKCKKFUCJFUCFUCFJCUFKCUFCUF   FUCK   Don’t worry Baltimore, your F Bombs are safe with us!!   FIZZUCK … Read entire article »

Filed under: Baltimore

Opinion: With DC’s Decriminalization of Marijuana, Baltimore Continues to Look Stupid

Opinion: With DC’s Decriminalization of Marijuana, Baltimore Continues to Look Stupid

http://ssdp.org/news/blog/d-c-city-council-passes-marijuana-decriminalization/ So it looks like Washington DC finally went right ahead last week and decriminalized possession of marijuana with a civil fine attached to its possession, a bill that passed overwhelmingly 11-1. Apparently DC has legitimately progressive leadership (according to the current socially generated definition) as they recognize this is the first and probably best step toward eventual legalization that the public can swallow and leadership can back without looking like Hippy Dippy Dooby Smokin’ Libtards. There’s … Read entire article »

Filed under: Politics

The Best of Craigslist

The Best of Craigslist

It’s Back. foot blogger in need of feet – m4w – 47 (phila pa area) Married white male Who has a foot fetish. I have a foot blog and am seeking all types of womens feet.barefeet,soles, toes with and without shoes. Looking for discreet pic’s of your feet or if you wish non discreet. Any age or race womens feet welcome. Thanks ————————————————————————— And if by “married” you mean “very, very alone forever” and by “blog” you mean … Read entire article »

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