Continuing the list… #5 A very possible future for American fast food. New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less #4 I would totally buy this game – and the sequel. Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face #3 Crazy college kids with their Mespace and Facesbook… Police […]
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Top Ten Funniest Onion News Videos (#10-6)
I absolutely adore The Onion. It is a great dream that floats around in my atrophy-riddled brain that The City That Breeds could ever craft such constant wit with regard to Baltimore, but alas Baltimore is small and I am very lazy, so I rely often times on The Onion for direct comedic inspiration. One […]
What’s French for “Utterly Disturbing?”
This silent film from 1907 features a dancing pig – with some incredibly …strange articulation.
What the HELL, Quiznos???
Alright Quiznos, you’re on the shit list. The last time I ate a sub at one of your franchises, it was a pile of poo poo pee pee, these new Torpedo sandwiches are laughable, and now THIS?!? Hell, Quiznos ads used to be sort of catchy (if not creepy) – little mice in outfits singing […]
“We” are “Baltimore”
Local TV news team spots have always been cheesy. Cheesy, to the point that they’re almost unbearable but you kind of like them anyway, like that classic Bob Turk promo to the tune of “My Girl”. But at some point, some point, they just started going beyond cheesy, and got lame as all getout. But […]
Jamaica Tales Volume 3 – Krazy Kenisha
Continuing and expanding from our last tale about Jamaica – I would like to introduce you all to Kenisha, our batshit crazy tour guide while on our snorkeling expedition. Kenisha first made herself known to me by shouting “Hey Jesus! Hey Jesus!” numerous times while trying to get my attention for the snorkeling signup; I […]