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Hello City that Breeds Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here again with another B-More issue to discuss. On May 10th I was shocked to read an article in the Baltimore Sun about a Baltimore Police Officer charged with sex-trafficking. Realizing I know very little about the problem of sex-trafficking in Baltimore, I contacted […]
Good Morning CTB family. Your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. Today I would like to tackle a sensitive issue with a simple request. It’s one I’ve been thinking a lot about since Jason Collins came out of the closet. At first I wasn’t going to touch it because this is a humor blog, and the […]
Hello CTB family, Your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. Today I would like to discuss with you stuff I don’t understand. I don’t understand why my four-year-old feels the need to get up at 5:30 in the morning regardless of what time we put him to bed. I don’t understand how the first three seasons […]
Hello CTB Family, Your friendly neighborhood self-appointed Bishop here. In my line of work I spend a considerable amount of time with the youth of Baltimore…which terrifies me for the future of our city. Below I offer you a sample of a typical conversation. The following story is true…some details have been changed to protect […]
Hello CTB Family, Your friendly neighborhood self-appointed Bishop here. Today I am pissed. My morning is a strict routine. I get up at 5:30am. I brew coffee. Always 6 cups. 4 1/2 scoops of Zekes grounds. Always. While the coffee brews I answer email. Email and the brewing of coffee typically finish at the same time. […]
Before the ring she had always been a predator in my eyes. She is there every day, all day, at the same corner. Her cargo pants are black, having long ago become saturated filth. Mats of long brown hair ooze from under her black stocking cap. She appears to wear at least two heavy shirts […]