We debuted this segment on the Podcast but since it’s just such a visual feature, what the hell, let’s post the 311 tweets discussed on the show! These are some choice 311 reports that tickled our fancy over the past week.
BONUS TOTAL DICKHEAD POINTS FOR THIS ONE!
Parking Complaint Request at 1321-1375 S Conkling St Baltimore
car parked over several spaces including handicapt
sr number: 13-00667999
status: Closed. No Violation Found
Repeat overflow trashcan ignore maneuver – classic!
Dirty Alley or Street Request at 117 N Decker Ave, Baltimore
Corner Can overflow submitted earlier today was almost immediately listed as closed and abated. I am resubmitting because 8 hours later, It is still overflowing with the same trash.
sr number: 13-00667833
status: Closed. Closed
issue: Corner Can Overflow
HOMELESS PEOPLE KILLING THE GRASS!
Other Request at 198 W Preston St Baltimore
the amount of homeless people in this park is growing each week, please clean it up so people can enjoy it…they are here so long they are killing all the grass…pearlstone park
sr number: 13-00668421
CATS PARKED ON SIDEWALK!
Parking Complaint Request at 1322 S Carey St, Baltimore
Cats parked on sidewalk
sr number: 13-00668767
status: Closed. Gone On Arrival
violation: No Parking
4 thoughts on “The Very Best of 311”
To be fair with the last post, the 311 app does not have spell check, r and t are next to each other, and it is easy to miss when walking in the sun.
duly noted and no less funny!
This is gold! Best public service on a public service. Keep up the good work fine citizen
Those damn cats on the sidewalk…I hate when they park in my spot!