Saint Patrick’s Day weekend is upon us. Quake with fear. Do some stuff while you’re at it.
|  | 4TH ANNUAL MUSTACHE & MINISKIRT PARTYWhen: Friday, March 12th 9pmWhere: Joe Squared (133 West North Avenue, Charles North)
 More What: (Facebook) Grow out your mustache and dust off that miniskirt for the 4th annual mustache & miniskirt party, this friday! Featuring live music by Claire Hux and a drunken spelling bee! Free!
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|  | SOME SORT OF GETTING DRUNK EVENTWhen: All weekend 24/7Where: Baltimore, MD
 More What: Seriously try walking out of your front door this weekend without tripping over a bar crawl, bar special, kegger, beer bash, stein hoist, green party, blippity bloppity blorp. Oh and the St. Patrick’s Day parade on Sunday, March 14th at the Inner Harbor, 2pm.
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|  | CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE EATING CONTESTWhen: Sunday, March 14th 5pm-6pmWhere: Burke’s Restaurant (36 Light Street, Downtown)
 More What: (Facebook) Eat your way through plate after plate of Saval Deli Corned Beef and Cabbage to win!
 1st Place- $300 plus 4 passes to The Comedy Factory
 2nd Place- $150 plus 2 passes to The Comedy Factory
 3rd Place- $50 plus 2 passes to The Comedy Factory
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the place to be for the parade is NOT at the inner harbor, but on the street near o’shea’s. trust me.
fair enough!
James Joyce is where people in the parade end up once it’s over though.