Scientology Digest – 03/23/2008

Are YOU a cause of supression?

Come on, think about it.
Bah, you know what? I’m not even going to come up with some sort of long-winded, poetic intro for this digest. I happened upon a CoS booklet entitled “Causes of Suppression” on the intertubes – basically a booklet telling you why you should be a scientologist and why anyone who isn’t one could possibly be evil. It even goes into a rather lengthy protocol for when/why to issue the policy of disconnection, one of the more heart-warming things that scientologists do to other people they are supposed to love.


But really, the reason you should even bother downloading this booklet and reading it is this:

Supressive People!
INCREDIBLY CRAPPY INFO PICS!!!!

This particular one illustrates the fact that 2 out of every 10 people in the world are supressive persons who not only frown, but ALSO wear glasses and engage in nuclear holocaust. So I suggest strongly, friends, that you educate yourselves and download this booklet POST HASTE.

Causes of Supression

p.s. If you’re worried about this being some sort of stolen material don’t be, they distribute it freely via email to people asking questions about Anonymous such as “What’s their deal anyway??”

2 thoughts on “Scientology Digest – 03/23/2008

  1. Did you know, atomic weapons were devised by scientists? Scientology has never invented even one weapon of mass destruction. It’s a fact. Disconnection from loved ones seems to be a policy of every single cult that I’ve ever read about. Also true for dipshit significant others. In fact, Scientology, aside from some uniquely insane (not unique for being insane, but certainly an original sort of insanity) doctrine, sounds pretty typical of all cults. They just happen to have Tom Cruise. For more amusing cult-related insanity, read this article about 60’s new age literary hero-fraud Carlos Castaneda (apparently your parents will recognize the name) and wonder why the baby-boomers fucked this country up so bad.

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