Happy International Left Hander’s Day!

AUGUST 13TH IS INTERNATIONAL LEFT HANDER’S DAY THE MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY IN THE WORLD!

 

You got that right folks, today is the day that 7-10% of the world’s population – all incredibly good looking geniuses – celebrate the use of their left hand with predominance and spread the word regarding how awesome it is to be left handed in general. Yeah. Left handed people are 1000% smarter than everyone else around them and I’ll prove it with this handy graphic:

That’s right. Four out of the last five Presidents of The United States of America have all been left handed, and all of them have been wildly successful GENIUSES, with the exception of mildly retarded right handed George W. Bush.

So for today when you see a person using their left hand, you should quietly recognize how awesome they are, buy them a drink at the bar, and kiss them on the cheek. They’ll know why.

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