(Darth Raymunnn brings us his most awkwardest of holiday favorites)
Scooter Nation—
‘Tis the season for family holiday photo cards to bombard our mailboxes. The majority of the cards you will receive have happy families smiling, newborns or cute kids. Some I’ve seen are either awkward, scary and fall into the what the hell were they thinking category.
I’ve compiled a few. Enjoy! (click any one to start the slideshow)
Aaaand yet another naked family.
It’s all about placement
There’s mommy, daddy, baby and older brothers severed head.
The SARS family wishing you and yours a healthy holiday season.
Hey kid! Stand in front of Aunt Edna’s Christmas bush.
So you like to swim huh?
On the moob chart, these would be considered mudflaps.
Not sure why these parents thought this was a good idea. Funny, yes. Awkward, definitely.
I was never a big fan of sitting on some dudes lap who was dressed up as Santa but to put a creepy clown in the mix? What the hell?
Obviously Santa got out of line and Mrs. Claus gave him a what for.
I am all about having fun but creepy naked dad behind what seems to be a normal family is just wrong.
Manufactured awkwardness, or genuine? You decide.
Damien strikes a pose whilst Mom & Dad suck face.
What is weirder? The matching outfits or the fact that they are sitting on a wookie couch?
“Come play with us Danny”
Sharing your love and your wife’s very pregnant belly is just weird on a holiday card.
Santa has a look of hurry up mixed with crap, this is what my life has become.
I totally believe his shirt. Totally.
A very Type O Negative Christmas
Blue = males Red = females
This is the shirt you wear to have your photo taken with your son, wife and Santa?
I don’t know what is more disturbing, the rubber Santa suit or the garter belt on the mom.
Onesies?
OMG. I was right. People are nuts.