Hello! Times are tough and living is just getting more and more expensive! Lucky for you, I’ve discovered a foolproof method for weathering these difficult economic times of hardship! Just follow these simple steps and you’ll be able to feed your family (or a small village) for at least a month, with cash to spare!
What you’ll need
- About 8 dollars, US currency
- A pallet jack
- Space for storage
Directions
- Drive the pallet jack to Elvis Restaurant y Carryout (1022 Light Street, Federal Hill) and ask the person working at the register for something called a “burrito.” “Burritos” are a Latin dish that typically contain your choice of chicken, steak, ground beef or spinach, so this part can be difficult in terms of a decision process.
- Hand the eight dollars to the person working the register. The person will hand back some coins, this is known as “change.” You can use this money to purchase other things, such as sodas.
- Once the burrito is prepared, carefully place the burrito onto the pallet jack while lifting with your knees, and drive the burrito home.
- The burrito can be stored in a finished basement, or simply parked out front of your house, but vermin might try to snack on the burrito.
- Typically, a chicken burrito from Elvis will feed a family of four normally-sized individuals for a full month, possibly more.
Here’s a picture of my Elvis burrito!
Best of luck, families of four of Baltimore!
When I was growing up, there were families I knew who would get a cheesesteak from Captain Harvey’s and a super-discount pack of rolls from the Box n Save or whatever in the same shopping center. There is enough meat on one of those 6″ subs to literally make dinner for a whole family.
Yeah wow, looking at the website now and drooling slowly *while eating a burrito*
I DONT SEE ANY SIDEBURNS