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Let’s face it, you have issues. Issues that require the solid, well-trained advice that only someone on the Internet who works for NASA and has no formal advice-delivering experience at all can give you. That is why effective immediately, local personality SpaceManAndywill be fielding your questions and concerns in our new column, “I don’t know, I guess this could work, maybe?”No topic is out of our expert’s reach and all advice is 100% guaranteed to maybe possibly be effective. Should you wear this hat with that jacket? Should you marry this person you don’t know? Should you have Mac n’ Cheese for breakfast? Andy can help! So please, we want to help you. Bring us your problems, your questions and your concerns and email us. You’ll be glad you did! |
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So take a minute, mull over your life’s problems and ponderings, and seek knowledge at advice@citythatbreeds.com. May the wisdom change you forever.
Love this idea! Reminds me of “Not my job” on Wait, Wait…don’t tell me!
Oh, will do. WILL DO.
Oh, I’m totally going to have fun with this. Watch out, Andy!
Great, another NASA employee who “knows it all”. I’ve been dealing with this for 26 years as the daughter of NASA’s smartest mechanical engineer/doctor/meterologist/HVAC technician/computer scientist/trunk-packing specialist…. we actually have an on-going list of my dad’s “specialties”.
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Personal hang-up aside, I’m sure this will be hysterical, and I’m looking forward to it.