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What: Pit Beef Sandwich (medium)
Where: Chaps Pit Beef (map) How Much: $5.75 Synopsis: Yes, I am a big dumb stupid tourist and went to all of the places that big dumb jerk Anthony Bourdain sampled on his way through Baltimore over the summer. …and boy howdy am I glad I did. This mountainous pile of pit beef, for less than six bucks, is amazing. The entire menu at Chaps is amazing. |
Not only can you take this sandwich to their fixin’s bar and pile it higher than Krakatoa with whatever you want, but you also have the option of ordering the meat rare, medium, or medium well. I was tempted to order a mix of all three, but there was a line.
| The best part about driving all the way out to Pulaski Industrial Area and packing it into Chaps for a big fat pile of meat to your liking? You can get a lapdance afterward! That’s right! Chaps Pit Beef is situated in the parking lot of Gentlemen’s Gold Club, where apparently some sort of wild and sexy dance parties go on – not that I would know. Because I totally did NOT go in there after eating my pit beef sandwich and get a lapdance. Ever. |  |
But wait! Lap dances not your thing? No problem! Just head twenty yards across Pulaski Highway to the Adult Video Outlet and buy some high quality pornography! Hundreds of fine adult videos and erotic items to choose from!
…..oohhhhh Baltimore.
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