Jamaica Tales Volume 4 pt. 1 – Apocalypse

It has been entirely too long since the previous installment in our ongoing Jamaica Tales saga, and this last chapter is what I like to refer to as “a doozy.” A “barnburner,” if you will. A tale of epic horror, rivaled only by some sort of horror movie that has yet to be created by […]

Jamaica Tales Volume 3 – Krazy Kenisha

Continuing and expanding from our last tale about Jamaica – I would like to introduce you all to Kenisha, our batshit crazy tour guide while on our snorkeling expedition. Kenisha first made herself known to me by shouting “Hey Jesus! Hey Jesus!” numerous times while trying to get my attention for the snorkeling signup; I […]

Jamaica Tales Volume 1 – the Crappiest Club in Jamaica

I would like to share with the world at large a profile in one of the lamest clubs I have personally ever been to, ever. And I’ve been to some LAME dance clubs in my time. Granted, this club is contained within an enormous all-inclusive resort and the expectations are somewhat low, but still. DAMN […]