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It’s 11 a.m. on a Sunday — standing room only at the Hagerstown Cracker Barrel’s Old Country Store. Church has let out, and all those other sinners who spent Saturday night with their lips wrapped around a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 have scraped themselves off their kitchen floors and driven their Ford F150s to […]
Since 1959, with only a few exception including incarceration, he has waited. 62 year old Linus Van Pelt sits patiently in the pumpkin patch he assumes to be worthy of a gift bearing pumpkin that will only appear in the “most sincere” pumpkin patch, which will then fly around and grant gifts to the children […]
A few days ago we spoke on the phone with one Kira Levitzky, the music director for the brand spanking new Baltimore Gamer Symphony Orchestra. To put it as plainly as possibly, the BGSO is a menagerie of musicians ranging in experience and age who just wanna crank out some vidya game sounds. Expect the […]
Hello City that Breeds Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood bishop here to speak out about a grievous error. That’s right, good people. I come with pitch fork in hand. I stand in the judges box and proclaim the perpetrator guilt. I demand a recount! “Who, Oh Bishop our Bishop, who could have possibly upset you […]
LOOK AT THIS HUGE MESS. Dirty Alley or Street Request at 1400 Belt St, Baltimore Opened 2 days ago via iPhone Alley behind house always a mess. sr number: 13-00724146 issue: Dirty Alley Closed with no response from 311, mostly because this small pile of leaves could be cleaned up with a small trashbag and three minutes […]
Hello CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. Growing up I loved the book “And to Think that I Saw It on Mulberry Street.” It’s a Dr. Seuss story about a little boy who makes up a fantastic tale on his way home from school, but when he arrives home he decides instead […]