Time to play: name the bar/restaurant!

Here’s a fun game, I’m going to post a review (in this case, a really bad review) of a Baltimore area bar/restaurant/horse stable (you never know) – first person to guess the correct answer will win… something.

AND AWAY WE GO!

The slovenly server took our order, slipped out the front door, jumped into the passenger seat of a car that just pulled up, and scored.

That explains the foggy slow motion and general disappearance of our host. A forgotten appetizer and the soup requested to be served immediately that was served with the meal now make sense.

The staff congregated at the poorly lit bar, chatting at the expense of diners. The bar area is far too small for a sports bar. [PLACE] is more like a sports themed restaurant by virtue of a decent amount of flat screens.

Thankfully, the server didn’t share his stash with the kitchen. They turned out deftly fried appetizers and bar fare. Wings, onion rings, and burgers were good. The biggest pro is it proximity to [PLACE]. If you are in a pinch for food revolving around a [THING], [PLACE] is the best two block walking bet.

Be crystal clear with your order, because you won’t be able to pry the waiter away from the smart phone he was glued to while arranging the next deal.

NAME! THAT! PLACE!