Michael Phelps video game for Kinect – Bonus levels revealed!

Business Wire released today that 505 Games is slated to debut a video game starring Baltimore Area’s Sweetheart, Michael Phelps. The 14-gold medal winning swimathlete will be featured in michael PHELPS: push to the limit, a swimming …simulator? for the Xbox Kinect. The Kinect is a gaming accessory which allows the player to use their own body in lieu of a hand-held controller to control the game, which sold millions of units over 2010’s holiday season. So essentially, in this game the player will wildly flail his or her arms and legs until such time as their Swim Stats™ are high enough so as to take on Phelps™ himself in a SWIMMING GRUDGE MATCH, the likes of which the Virtual World of Swimming™ has never seen.

Well, it’s a little known secret that we here at The City That Breeds have an elite staff of hackers on call 24/7, who are perfectly capable of dropping the bomb down the wormhole and delving into the proprietary coded secrets that the upcoming game will feature: Bonus Levels. We found three bonus levels, each of which will undoubtedly be a paragon of interactive experiences.

	BONUS LEVEL: CODENAME: BONG THE LIMIT This bonus level puts YOU in control of Michael Phelps as he takes massive bong hits and funnels up to four varieties of shitty beer! Take as many hits and bong as many beers as you can before time runs out, but be sure to dodge those camera flashes while you do or you’ll end up on the internet!
	BONUS LEVEL: CODENAME: DUI THE LIMIT Take control of Michael Phelps’ hands on the steering wheel of his Escalade as he tries to maintain control on the backroads of Salisbury, Maryland after having one or two too many MGDs! Dodge cops, puppies and shubbery for bonus points! Includes instant replay function and Facebook Connect!
	BONUS LEVEL: CODENAME: GET KICKED OUT OF MAX’S THE LIMIT Take FULL control of Michael Phelps as you piss off patrons by refusing their friendly advances! Get denied service by not having your ID! Angrily stumble home after a night of crotch grinding at The Greene Turtle! Angrily sell your apartment in Fells Point and move across town!

Excited yet?!?!? PREORDER YOUR COPY TODAY!!!!!!!