Anonymous sources are paydirt. This list of work weirdos makes me consider leaving the workforce altogether and digging a deep, deep hole somewhere out in West Virginia and never speaking to anyone ever again:
Let’s see, where to begin?
The guy who wears a captain’s hat like the Skipper from Gilligan’s Island?
The woman with the fanny pack that always looks terrified?
The cleaning guy that drools and told me that the CIA trained him to kill?
The security guards that pull women over to ask them out?
How about whoever it was that smeared human feces in one of the buildings?
Or the guy that got caught jerking off in the coffee pot?Where to start… we certainly have some characters.
Jesus, where the hell does this person work, Sheppard Pratt?