Last night God decided to have explosive diarrhea all over Baltimore and the results can really only be adequately described by this animated .gif.
Or, perhaps this video for a more literal viewpoint:
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Last night God decided to have explosive diarrhea all over Baltimore and the results can really only be adequately described by this animated .gif.
Or, perhaps this video for a more literal viewpoint:
Years from now, I’ll tell my kids how I was there for Rainpocolypse of ’09. That rain came down so hard it stripped the skin from my face, the water from my melon, the douche from my bag and the fingers from my