Through a vast system of random number generators and throwing chicken bones on the ground and divining their meaning, our Parliament ticket giveaway at the 9:30 Club for next week comes to a close, and we have a winner:
Maya P!
Congrats Maya! Make your funk the P-Funk!
HONORABLE MENTION: Failwhale enthusiast @RyanatMGH sent in this zany entry that deserves a bit of love:
My illogical reason why I should get to see George Clinton at the 9:30 Club = I photoshopped my face on his face.
I think we’re onto something here folks. More zany contests in the future.