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Friday, 4:55pm: The Fallsway & Chase St. Hey Baltimore. Tell the people what we do with our books. “We just put them wherever!” Baltimore, that’s exactly right. I have to say, if you’re gonna just put a book wherever, make sure it’s a vintage children’s book about a boy named Billy and the horse that […]
Thursday, 5:47pm: The Inner Harbor Barnes and Noble In Baltimore, “just putting that right there” is not simply limited to streets and trash. No, sir. There are times when the phrase “put that wherever” can make a truly grand statement. I was purusing the international map section in B&N, and not seeing anything that would […]
I have no guilty pleasures. “But SpaceManAndy” you say, “I’ve seen you tweet about General Hospital. Soaps are the epitome of guilty pleasures, right?” Wrong. I don’t feel guilty about watching soap operas. Not one bit. Soap Operas are just another medium for story telling, and a rather unique one at that. Soaps, like comic […]
Coming straight from the talented eyeballs and typing digits of one @mruthke comes her blog Put That Wherever, in which the sublimely left wherever is documented in hilarious fashion. We’ll be running her old gems and new ones as they post! In the meantime, enjoy these past gems. Tuesday, 12:30pm: Mt. Royal Avenue Nothing says […]
MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym? Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “JHMI shuttle driver” Date Posted: April 9, 2013 Sex: Female (for M) Age: n/a Message: “You have a […]
And so it was that plucky crazy awesome rock opera company BROS (Baltimore Rock Opera Society), in anticipation of their upcoming production Murdercastle, launched an Indiegogo campaign in an effort to raise $20,000 so they could take their production on tour and expose the rest of the East Coast to their bloody, rock awesome shenanigans. […]