Meteorologists predict: Baltimore average temperature down this summer

DATELINE: JULY 13TH, BALTIMORE MD – At the North American Meteorological Buddies Leadership Association (NAMBLA) meeting this past Wednesday, held annually at the Baltimore Convention Center, keynote speaker Norm Lewis delivered the “heart-warming” news: Baltimore’s average temperature this summer will actually be lower than previous summers, down from 12,000,000,000 degrees Fahrenheit to a pleasant and […]

Nuggetfest 2017 is a Go!

NUGGETFEST. ALL YOU CAN EAT CHICKEN NUGGETS (and hush puppies). WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? 2017’s celebration of chicken nuggets is slated for April 22nd at Nobles Bar and Grill (1024 S Charles St, Federal Hill) from 4-8pm. $18 at the door with your first draft included, or buy your tickets right now […]

An Adoption Story

Long time fan of CTB and SoBo resident A. Palmer, author of The Rambling Traveler, offers up her Baltimore Adoption Story. Got one of your own? Send it to and we’ll print it. I grew up as a DC kid by default, not necessarily by choice. My first 18 years of life were spent […]

An Evening of Political-ish Comedy Giveaway

Greetings citizens, because we’re a very important website and amazing award winning podcast and all that wonderful stuff the Rams Head Group has deemed us worthy to give away two tickets to the January 23rd show “An Evening of Political-ish Comedy” starring a whole buttload of Daily Show writers and personalities! How cool is that? […]

Jingle Fells Giveaway / 20% off Promo MUST L@@K!

Those crazy kids at Lindy Promo are at it again for their big fat holiday related bar crawl in Fells Point benefiting Toys For Tots, aka Jingle Fells. December 13th from 1-9pm (yes, this coming Saturday) get the full deets at – but be aware that the first 1,000 tickets sold will receive free […]

Hello Fresh Gift Card Giveaway Bonanza 2000

Historically speaking, we’ve reviewed the meal-in-a-box-delivery solution known as Hello Fresh on more than one occasion (One for the veg, one for the meat – gots to be thorough, people!) and to date, their services still continue to be often imitated by your Plated’s’s and your Blue Apron’s’s’s, but needless to say Hello Fresh has […]