…and we’re back

Literally ones of people have been asking me in recent history “WHAT’S WITH THE NO POSTS WHEN ARE YOU GOING OT PSOT NEED POSTS!!!” And I have very little recourse for this; the holidays came, went, got busy at work and a number of side projects that actually make money have come up in the past few weeks, sapping any creative energy being dumped into a fun-but-otherwise profitless way of life dedicated to making fun of Baltimore.

There was a redesign of the blog in the works, didn’t happen. There were a few posts lined up – starting with the hilariously nepotistic appointment of 70 billion term city council member and octogenarian Agnes Welch’s son Pete Welch to inherit her seat, most of which was centered around his equally hilarious use of guns in the past to “bring order” to a crowd. But then, some really unfunny shit happened:

• Some cops shot the crap out of a fellow police officer by accident at a club in Baltimore
• An insane person shot the crap out of a congresswoman, a judge, a child, an old person, and probably several kittens in Arizona
• The city faces a(nother) gigantic budget gap, which will inevitably be fixed just as horribly and painfully as last year (which actually will provide content, so that might be funny)
• This happened (via OMG) – ….alright that’s funny as shit. I’m in a better mood already!

At any rate, new year, new focus for the site in general. Last year it was mostly Onion, this year it’ll mostly be something else with Onion on top. I don’t yet know what this means, but more than likely it’ll be fun. And hopefully you’ll like it!