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The Cafe Hon Kitchen Nightmares, watch it now

February 24th, 2012 | 20 Comments

So here we are folks, less than a few hours away here’s the eagerly anticipated episode of Kitchen Nightmares in which we see the usual histrionics, meltdowns, cursing, et cetera – right here in Baltimore! The Cafe Hon saga, roughly 2.5 years in the making (see below), essentially came to a close this past November when owner Denise Whiting relinquished the HON trademark. To be honest, I had this whole post ready to go about a … Read entire article »

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Pizza Boomerang: how is this not a viral sensation yet?

January 11th, 2012 | 2 Comments

@npvajda tipped me off to this magically awesome video for Pizza Boomerang, a creation put together by Barcelona-based Sofa Experience Communications who apparently do a bunch of commercials for Burger King in Spain. Beside the point. On the point, this video RULES. It has literally everything you could possibly want in a video about pizza boomerangs: A pizza boomerang Tears of blood Suicidal men in Christmas sweaters Castration Grilled Octopus! I’m just going to shut up now, you should watch this video. Right … Read entire article »

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TLC’s Virgin Diaries: Holy CRAP

December 5th, 2011 | 2 Comments

So there I am, sitting in my living room last night wondering what to watch after the Ravens much-to-be-expected W over Cleveland when I suddenly see this promo on The “Learning” Channel – TLC – whose programming could be used for the forces of good but instead typically highlight gigantic people having babies into toilets. This here special Virgin Diaries features, pretty obviously, people who either choose to be virgins or have had no luck … Read entire article »

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And now for some god awful Scientology raps

November 30th, 2011 | 1 Comment

It’s been quite some time – slightly over three years – since I wrote my letter to the lawyers of the church of scientology who so graciously graced my mother’s doorstep in Catonsville and handed her a letter identifying me as a person of interest for my involvement with the rogue internet terrorists known as Anonymous (memorieeees) and their attempts to terrorly terrorize the church’s neverending quest to bleed its members dry of their monetary … Read entire article »

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Oh look, it’s Baltimore radio DJ Glenn Beck

November 4th, 2011 | 8 Comments

So there I was, drunkenly surfing Youtube for some Mr. Ray’s Hair weave commercials when I stumble upon a gem of gems, a commercial for B 104 and their morning show, during which they’re *really excited* about giving away $10,000 to one lucky birthday winner! Recognize the guy in the middle sporting the Orioles jacket? Yes? No? Whatever, it’s Glenn Beck. Yes, that Glenn Beck. Mr. 9/12, restore America blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhh something conservative Glenn Beck. … Read entire article »

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