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Twilight of the Plastic Bag Saga

Well it would seem the city council’s long standing tradition of trying to tax literally anything and everything under the guise of environmental or safety concerns has come to a head this week, as the now nearly two year old issue (1, 2, 3) of the city’s efforts to ban/tax plastic bag usage at grocery stores has been brought to light again. Realistically there’s no way in the world the city council will end up banning them, for as we all know, there’s no money in that. The alternate intent is currently to issue a 25 cent surcharge on each and every plastic bag used, the aim being to “reduce litter” across the city. I modestly propose several reasons why this is horribly misguided. Again. For the third time in two … Read entire article »

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City Council Update 12/10/2009

Normally the ins and outs of our fair city’s political machinery is fairly dull and not necessarily worthy of note, but boy howdy today is quite the day of interest on the Baltimore City Council’s draft agenda. Don’t believe me? SEE FOR YOURSELF. Possibly the most important issue being discussed is the resolution for Split-Level property taxation, which was recently passed by Washington, DC in an effort to dissuade property owners from squatting blighted properties (“…to establish a split-level property tax rate wherein vacant, nonoccupiable or uninhabitable properties would be taxed at a higher rate than occupiable or habitable properties” in legalspeak). This issue is hella important and has been dealt with ad blueintheface by the prolific and successful Baltimore Slumlord Watch. And let’s face it, with 30k abandoned properties, the city … Read entire article »

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Fells Point Fun Festival canceled in favor of tax hike

Facing severe budget shortfalls in the upcoming fiscal year, the decision was passed down during Monday’s city council meeting to forgo this year’s 43rd annual Fells Point Fun Festival in favor of a $5 “fun tax” designed to boost awareness concerning the amount of fun that can be had in Baltimore City, and simultaneously bridge some gaps in the city’s $3467 million public school deficit. The free fun normally enjoyed by residents and tourists in the form of parks and recreation, festivals, harbor water paths and boarded house torching will now cost all a one time fee of $5. The bill, sponsored by James B. Kraft, is also aimed at improving public safety during a time in which drunken behavior at the festival can become a nuisance. “Yeah I’ve seen them … Read entire article »

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Baltimore News Threefer

(from Monday) Prosecutors try to make their jobs easier; slightly craftier murderers continue to murder Upon first glance, this plan ‘serves to increase the rate of convictions’ but if they outright refuse to prosecute a murder simply because they’re too fucking incompetent to protect a single witness or get them to testify, then we truly should all just buy shotguns and walk around in body armor at all times. I would have no problem with the entire city entering a state of Mutually Assured Destruction. Everyone in body armor, armor-plated cars (sorry, Hummers), laser guided Pit Bulls and surveillance cameras documenting the whole thing. Then, we sell the feed to Fox, turn it into a cable pay-per-view channel, and use the forthcoming windfall to build 10 foot walls around Federal Hill, Canton, … Read entire article »

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Dear Tax Return Fairy,

Or, more Amazon crap. Debate the relative merits of DS9 v. Voyager in the comments until Evil Riker imposes his steely, beardy will. … Read entire article »

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