Snowpocalypse 2009 is occurring this weekend according to the National Weather Scientist People (Incorporated) and it’s time to take stock of what to do in Baltimore in the event of a giant snowtastrophe. This list is 1000% necessary to your survival!! We’re through the looking glass here, people. Drive 3 mph at the first sign of a single flake on the pavement. FREAK OUT AND BUY TOILET PAPER BREAD EGGS AND MILK IMMEDIATELY AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Go to Federal Hill park at 2pm on Saturday, December 19th and take part in a huge snowball fight. Head to The Dizz and warm your feet by their enormous fireplace. Go sledding on the west end of Federal Hill Park, the Board of Education in Towson, CCBC in Catonsville, or Leakin Park. Laugh at the school kids who won’t be getting … Read entire article »