South Baltimore has CRABS!

It recently occurred to me that South Baltimore is becoming a helluva decent place to go for crabs. And it rules. LP Steamers in Locust Point has some of the finest mumbo jimmies around at decent prices, they’ve been an institution for quite a while. Steamers is about as old school Baltimore as you can […]


What: Chicken Nuggets, Double Cheeseburger, Fries  Where: McDonald’s, Southside Shopping center (825 E Fort Avenue – map) How Much: $8.23 (with drink) Synopsis: There’s this crazy new place in South Baltimore called “McDonald’s,” they serve burgers and fries and bizarre cups full of salad. Ever heard of it? (If you’d like to submit your own […]

Mealtime! #2

What: Buffalo Chicken Pizza Where: Taps Baltimore (1439 South Charles St.) How Much: $5 – WEDNESDAY NIGHT ONLY Synopsis: Crackery crust, very thin and light. Pretty average in the flavor department. I was a bit disappointed that they used buffalo sauce instead of pizza sauce, it didn’t really taste like a pizza to me. And […]

The Boot makes a triumphant return

Over the years …and years and years of my long career as an alcohol enthusiast, there are a few traditions and that I have always embraced at a few of my local favorite pour houses. Karaoke, house shots, pole dancing, whatever the case may be; one of my all-time favorites at Captain Larry’s was always […]

The Essence of Evan Roundup

Behold as the tragically hilarious guest poster Lee of The Jackal’s Den bestows upon us his thoughts and feelings on this past Saturday’s vodka infusion festival (my own material will be posted when I get my hands on some pictures of it): Sunday, June 7, 2009 Getting Awesome With Awesome Vodka When you get awesome […]